i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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