Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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