Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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