Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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