so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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