Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I intend to get homeless drunk
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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