Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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