The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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