you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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