I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I FOUND THE LEGS
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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