Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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