This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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