Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
