ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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