kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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