evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
