I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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