i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You need a sexual gate keeper
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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