im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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