My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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