my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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