Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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