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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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