Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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