Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.