Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.