Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.