you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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