Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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