a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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