I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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