My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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