Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
