I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
