She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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