Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The ass gains better be worth it
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