I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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