idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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