We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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