Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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