rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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