Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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