how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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