Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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