how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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