He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Randomize
