it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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