I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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