Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?