first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.