I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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