You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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