and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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