The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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