what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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